Duck

So there I am thinking nothing would happen today. My mate comes running in and tells me that there are 2 policemen looking at my car. I went out and sure enough they were giving it the once over. Straight away i am thinking if my Insurance was up to date or I had Tax. But no. They had spotted an old Police Jacket in the back of my car. Now it does not say Police on it, but it does have the blue and white chequered pattern, of which an inch was showing. So would I be done for trying to impersonate a Police Officer?? Did they think I was going around knocking on old ladies door's to do a security check, then nick their pension books.????
Nope. They told me that someone might damage my car if they thought I was a member of the Law? It was a little naughty of me having it in the back window. But do you know what? I have seen loads of people suddenly putting their Mobile Phones down while driving, so just doing my bit for safety on the roads.
Evening All!

Part Two

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Well, that many people have said that they miss the Blog I have created a new one which can be found at http://themusicalundertaker.blogspot.com if you want to be bored even more.... but be warned this blog is uncensored and contains reference to everyday happenings in the Funeral industry and also music as well. So be afraid, be very afraid!!!

The End

Well that's it. The party's over. This is the last blog. I would like to say thank you to all those who have followed my drivel over the last year or so. People as far as Brazil and the USA have followed my meanderings about my life and the Band. It's been a great adventure and a great privilege to front the Band over all these years. If people only knew what it has taken...well even I can't explain that, and only my true friends know the real story.
I have written a few predictions for 2009 and they are in a sealed envelope , almost like Old Moore's Almanac
Goodnight. God Bless. And Adios.

Golblum

People are dropping like fly's with this flu bug that is going around. Lost poor old Roy the Wallet to it this weekend. The only time I have heard him sound so miserable ,was when he dropped a penny out of his pocket and it went down a crevice in a rock This was when he was on holiday in the USA. Some say that is how the Grand Canyon was formed?

Twiggy

Again, no lunch. I am wasting away. at least I wish some of these chins would disappear, but they are a legacy of the way I blow!! Everything has gone wrong today. The thing that really wound me up was, .....we send out complimentary names on a list who have sent flowers to the Funeral. We had a complaint today that a name was wrong, and could they have another list. Now the person who complained knew the correct name, but wanted us to send a new list. just so they can read it??? They are not charged for it, and some of the handwriting on the tribute cards are just a scrawl. It can take 3 of us to decipher it and then put the name down we think it might be. Some folk Grrrr.

Edmonds

Today so busy had no time for lunch or a drink. I can't wait for my 2 day's off. Oh joyous Noel!!!

Not many in audience last night and only one solo. They are saving themselves for the Glenn Miller night next week. The room will be heaving. I don't want to go into to much detail, but it would seem that the winter cough and cold that is going around is taking it's toll on older people and seeing them off. For years I have wrote letters telling people to stay in doors if they feel ill, but no. They go out coughing and sneezing to the shops or whatever spreading germs. these are younger folk who can shake off the flu. Old Mrs Jones who has popped out to get her tin of cat food can't?? and she gets it worse. Allot of managers are to blame by making there work staff come in when ill because of wages etc, but in turn they are causing more problems for the old and infirm. What a selfish world we live in.