Winter Wonderland

I have to salute the audience who turned out on a very cold and snowy night to watch the Band. Seeing as I lose 85% of my body heat through the top of my head, I didn't do bad either crawling out of my warm and cosy hovel. All our trumpet players had a solo last night, and a splendid job they all made of them as well, drawing much applause from the crowd. I was thinking today.....!!!!! If Lawyers are Disbarred and Clergymen Defrocked, then Musicians would be Denoted! But that is ridiculous as Dry Cleaners would become Depressed Tree Surgeons Debarked and Cowboys Deranged.....I think I will stop there as the Nurse has just arrived with my medication.....