return to sender

Ah Valentines day. I asked my partner what she wanted me to buy her. She said 'Something with Diamonds' I got her a pack of cards, hope that is what she meant? Expecting a parcel today. It has to be signed for. I left an A4 size poster on my door asking them to deliver to a selection of neighbours each side of my house, who are always in. Of course got home, and there was the card saying 'Tried and you were out. Have taken the parcel back to the depot where you can collect it!!!!! It is 20 miles away. Guess who is going to educate a few people in the parcel service after I have telephoned and pressed numerous buttons to get hold of a 'live' person.