Soldier

It is a well known fact, that some professional artists take drugs to help them through the stress and anxiety of performance. I have to make a confession here. When I was serving in the Army in Germany, I was heavily into running. In fact I ran almost every day, in all weathers and conditions. I once went into a German Health shop and purchased some vitamin tablets that were supposed to help my running. I took one and then went for a 10 mile run. Half way through the run I had to stop for a pee. I jumped into a hedge and was shocked and traumatised that suddenly my urine was bright blue and glowing.... I thought I had some obnoxious disease or illness. When I got the herbal instructions translated it was found that this was side affect of the tablet, so goodness knows what was in them. I almost turned into a Smurf!!! well part of me anyway.