I have a big one

I am typing this on an old steam driven PC I found in my loft. My real PC has been infested with something nasty. The PC Doctor came and took it away!!! Strange thing is, I knew the PC Doctor and he is a mighty fine Trombone player as well, in fact one of the best in the Midlands. We had a chat about the instrument I was playing on (and have for the last 20 years, apart from the gap when some lady!! sat on it) and he couldn't believe I was playing lead on a Large Bore Trombone. I told him that I could easily get top 'D's on it, but I did faint afterwards?? I think it is time to look for a smaller bore bone, and be easier on myself, but it will be quite scary to change...Anyway this blog might be a bit spasmodic until I get up and running again.