Stokes

I have a bit of a reputation about writing letters to the local paper. In fact I have a file full of them, all of which I try to keep humorous. Just had another published about the poor 'Medium' show I went to last week. As yet there are no replies, but I have been expecting one morning to open my curtains and be besieged by the local spiritualist congregation. I once wrote about Flat Cap drivers, and ended up with no end of phone calls from disgruntled pensioners. Once I got them to see the funny side, I soon got them laughing. All I said was, that when a person drives with a flat cap it cuts the power to the indicators and the car will only travel at 29 miles per hour? Whats wrong with that? Tee Hee