Nudge Nudge

Enjoyed the blow last night at the Tuesday Band. We have played in the same room for many years. Even though they have changed the carpets, wallpaper and furniture, they have never modernised the windows. Consequently on one of the hottest nights of the year it felt as though we were playing in a sauna?. The windows don't open, never have and probably never will. As you looked into the audience, you could have been forgiven thinking we were playing in China with all the ladies waving fans. I was told last night by another member of the audience, that a more mature female member of the audience always goes 'Commando' (If you don't know what that means then I will spare your blushes) for all these years I thought someone was winking at me?