In Time

Let me tell you about my day. Those of a squeamish disposition, read no further. People ask me how I can do what I do, I say who else is gonna do it? The day started working with another company and using there vehicles. These were old type Volvo's and when full with passengers, were very low to the ground. so low in fact, that when you went over speed bumps they made an horrendous grating noise as the sump scraped on the concrete. I thought of a great comedy sketch as I asked all the passengers to get out of the Limo as we approached a speed bump, then got them back in the other side. we only went over about 20 so you can imagine what a farce that would have been. Back to our premises and onto the hospitals to do removals. I then was asked to dress a recently departed in own clothes. Always a challenge that, and personally I think very undignified. I then had to conduct an operation to remove a Pacemaker followed by the stitching of someones mouth. Most people think we just drive cars and lift coffins.....there is so much more I could tell you, but it is before the watershed. Now I hear you ask, would I rather be doing that instead of being on the road with the Band. well if there are any millionaires out there who have a few bucks to spare, then please send them addressed to me via the Band. I might even tap Roy the wallet for a few bob for my early retirement fund lol (no chance there then?)