Cocaine

Me and DIY have never really got on. Today was no exception as I tried to put some cement into a few structural cracks. However this involved me hanging out of my upstairs window by my feet and dangling precariously over a 20 foot drop. Of course the cement I had mixed was old, and as soon as I slapped it in the cracks it fell out and slid down the roof!!! Anyone walking past my house would have been treated to a fine selection of profanities that I have learned over the years. My advice. get an expert in and I will stick to the trombone.