Easy PC

Weekends are supposed to be full of fun and a time to relax. However, Doris my Sat Nav let me down once again today and we ended up 5 miles from our destination, as she gleefully announced' You have now reached your destination' . However we were in the middle of a farmers field, and he did not look to impressed. Add to this the joy of trying to set up 'Broadband' for my partner, of which the instructions say 'Will only take seconds, and you will be travelling on the Internet Highway........ well I figure that there must have been an accident on the 'Highway' as 4 hours later we were still no nearer, even though a nice lady many miles from the UK guided us through the set up, on the phone.......and then said......it is probably the PC....
I am now going to lie down with a moist lettuce leaf on my forehead, with a can of S***a and a bag of Pork Scratchings. Roll on Monday.