Noah

I have to say as a bloke I have never been wolf whistled at, and really that is a great relief. That was until last night, when I was in the shower. This came as a great surprise as I was in the house on my own? However, since my budgie is now flying around in the great aviary in the sky, my cockatiel has never left my side, and never been upstairs, that is until last night? I looked up to see my large feathered friend sat on the shower rail looking down at me and wolf whistling, a little disconcerting, but did my confidence the world of good. Which brings me on to my worse two animal jokes. 2 birds sat on a perch, one said can you smell fish...think about it....and worse still...2 Goldfish in a Tank, and one said to the other,,, can you drive this thing.......sorry!