What a Fiddle

Finding new jokes and material for the Band is getting harder these days. I have numerous joke books which I have purchased, and spent hours on the Internet trying to find new material. The poor suffering guys at work are the guinea pigs for my jokes and in turn they tell me theirs. However 99% of the jokes they tell me can't be used, unless of course we have a Big Band ladies night, and get Eric and Duncan, Derek and myself doing the Chippendale's act??? The thing is these days, if you tell a joke about another country then you are racist. If you tell a joke about a Male or Female, then you are sexist, and if you tell a joke about Nigel Kennedy, then your a violinist!!!!!