The End

Well that's it. The party's over. This is the last blog. I would like to say thank you to all those who have followed my drivel over the last year or so. People as far as Brazil and the USA have followed my meanderings about my life and the Band. It's been a great adventure and a great privilege to front the Band over all these years. If people only knew what it has taken...well even I can't explain that, and only my true friends know the real story.
I have written a few predictions for 2009 and they are in a sealed envelope , almost like Old Moore's Almanac
Goodnight. God Bless. And Adios.

Golblum

People are dropping like fly's with this flu bug that is going around. Lost poor old Roy the Wallet to it this weekend. The only time I have heard him sound so miserable ,was when he dropped a penny out of his pocket and it went down a crevice in a rock This was when he was on holiday in the USA. Some say that is how the Grand Canyon was formed?

Twiggy

Again, no lunch. I am wasting away. at least I wish some of these chins would disappear, but they are a legacy of the way I blow!! Everything has gone wrong today. The thing that really wound me up was, .....we send out complimentary names on a list who have sent flowers to the Funeral. We had a complaint today that a name was wrong, and could they have another list. Now the person who complained knew the correct name, but wanted us to send a new list. just so they can read it??? They are not charged for it, and some of the handwriting on the tribute cards are just a scrawl. It can take 3 of us to decipher it and then put the name down we think it might be. Some folk Grrrr.

Edmonds

Today so busy had no time for lunch or a drink. I can't wait for my 2 day's off. Oh joyous Noel!!!

Not many in audience last night and only one solo. They are saving themselves for the Glenn Miller night next week. The room will be heaving. I don't want to go into to much detail, but it would seem that the winter cough and cold that is going around is taking it's toll on older people and seeing them off. For years I have wrote letters telling people to stay in doors if they feel ill, but no. They go out coughing and sneezing to the shops or whatever spreading germs. these are younger folk who can shake off the flu. Old Mrs Jones who has popped out to get her tin of cat food can't?? and she gets it worse. Allot of managers are to blame by making there work staff come in when ill because of wages etc, but in turn they are causing more problems for the old and infirm. What a selfish world we live in.

Quartet

We were stood in a graveyard today, when we saw 4 chaps wandering around aimlessly with a Coffin on their shoulders??? I said to my mate " What are they up to?" He said don't worry about them, they have just lost the plot!!!!!
Not many Concerts left now, and ready for a bit of a rest.

Blackpool

I had to do a burial of ashes this morning. Because the hole was near someone elses plot I had to remove the flowers from it. Now in this graveyard there are numerous plots. So who comes to put flowers on a plot???? Only the wife of the person I had just removed all the flowers from!!! What are the chances of that. Then I had a swift drive up to Crich with the Hearse. We went to the tramway Museum and placed the coffin on a trailer behind a Tram, and the guy went for a final ride. That is a first for me. Now rumour has it that Santa is going to make an appearance at our next Dance. He has taken time off his busy schedule just to come and hand out pressies. Exciting or what!!!

Dawn

Well that's almost it for 2008. The second Xmas Concert went very well and both nights were full. The management told me that they were over subscribed and had to turn folk away? I think we achieved our aim of putting the audience into a festive spirit. Trouble is, I haven't been to bed before 2am this weekend, as it is very hard to wind down after these types of show. So I am going to do my excellent impression of a zombie this week.

Witchity

A very pleasant evening for the first night of the Xmas Concerts and the Band were really in top form. The audience were swelled by some of Roy the Wallets work colleagues. In fact I have never seen him move so fast or work so hard as he saved seats and bought them all drinks (The last one is a lie). Usually Saturday is the more atmospheric night, but I doubt that it will beat last night for fun filled frolics?Just had lunch in a well known supermarket. I sat next to a couple who complained about everything. After eating all the food put before them, the woman complained that she had found a grub in her salad. they got a full refund. If they can eat bugs in the jungle then what is wrong with a little extra protein??? and at no extra cost

Bugs

A member of the Bands work mates are coming tonight and they are all female (lucky git) He has asked me not to do any Rabbit jokes! as one of the girls has just lost a pet....That is like asking Freddy Starr not to mention Hamsters!!!!
It is always a nice feeling when a we get thanked for our work in the Funeral world. I had to make a chap look presentable today even though he had really been through the wars with illness. After the viewing they were really pleased, and that on it's own, is enough thanks.

North Pole

Cold, Wet, Miserable Fed up...Just another typical week Bah Humbug.

Off Side

Last night there were more in the Band than in the audience. Could only put this down to the cold weather and football being on the box. Today we did a baby's Funeral. Terrible at the best of time, but at Xmas , this certainly can try your beliefs. I really will be glad when this week is over. Roll on Summer.

tunes

Just spent the last couple of hours working on some material for our Xmas Concerts. It gets harder each year to find new stuff that is not rude racist or sexist. We are sold out again this year, which makes it all that more important to put on an entertaining show, but you don't know what the audience reaction is going to be until you get there. The Friday night is the most stressful as everyone has rushed from work to be there and it sometimes takes a while to settle. Someone once told me that a certain pro comedian uses 75% of the same material every time he comes into town, which must make things easier?
The flu bug has hit work, and everyone is wondering why I am trying to dodge them? I hate colds and really don't want one this week?

Humbugs

It was Xmas come early at the Oak last night. A good turn out for the final Concert of 2008. There were prizes and Mince Pie and Tinsel in abundance, and I hope we brought some Christmas cheer to our loyal followers. Even Roy the Wallet manged a smile, but I think someone had bought him a drink???

Magazine

I am sure Dave the sax had a fuller dance floor than we did last night. The OBB 11 would have been tucked up in a nice warm bed before I had finished playing last night. It was a hard blow in cramped conditions and only a couple of people danced. It was one Trombone against 3 Trumpets but it was good tight sectional work. My lip knows about it though, as there was nowhere to take a break.

Lambretta

Yet another Xmas Fayre today. I also walked the dog (not mine, but borrowed) then out for lunch. Have a small Band booking tonight, me against 3 trumpets?? Mind you I am standing up with them so I wont be out on a limb. I have managed to collect some prizes for our last Concert at the Oak this year, so hopefully some people will win. My partner won a scooter in the Xmas Fayre raffle today, but immediately gave it away. You should have seen the look on the little girls face who got it. Now there was one happy young lady.

Nelly

About 3 years ago a chap asked for a particular piece of music to be played at our Xmas Concerts. He will be really pleased to know that at last he will get his wish. I am like an Elephant I never forget!

Grotty

So good to see the sun today despite warnings of snow (They would be better off using a pine cone). Although not a busy day it went very quickly. We have been asked to do a charity dance in the New Year connected with Bletchley Park, so the committee will be in negotiation soon to see if we can fit it in the Bands busy schedule. I am ducking and diving from those with colds at the moment. It's ok for them as they have never tried playing the 'bone' with a cough and streaming nose lol. I had an attack of the munchies last night so am now 5 days ahead in my Chocolate Advent calender. I have just taken the dust sheet off my Xmas tree where it has stood since last year ;-) and now my living room is grotto land once more. I have to say that it has been extremely hard to motivate myself after the tragic events last year, and which still feels like yesterday. This Xmas is going to be extremely difficult, but I am sure we will get through it together and stay strong for each other, although it has changed my attitude to life completely and probably not in a good way. I really need to get more practice done, and have neglected it in the last few weeks due to other matters. I will now get it sorted and have a good blow.

Badge

One solo, right at the end of the night and it was jazz...Met a guy last night who is ex RAF and wanted to get back into playing. Hopefully I have sent him in the right direction to play again. Today I had to go to another FD. It was right out of town so i used Doris the Sat Nav.....Of course she was having a bad day and I ended up in the wrong place. I had to fall back on the best sat Nav of all, I asked a postman! Got there with minutes to spare which I suppose is near enough?
Also the boss called me into the office and told me that a lady would like a Treble Clef putting on a coffin plate? Our machine only does letters and numbers. i came up with a cunning plan and etched the sign into a piece of wood then fastened that to the engraver. That's years of watching Blue Peter for you.

Fiesta

It is said that everyone has a double (or doppelganger for Roy ...spelling?) and once again I have been into a shop where mine has also been. I went to the counter with my newspaper and the lady looked at me and said 'Oh hello ,wait there I have got them?' Fascinated, I waited there, and she produced 2 magazines from under the counter. There you are, she said, I am sorry you have had to wait so long for them.... I stood and looked at her, and said that I would love to know what she was talking about, and when I did, I would join in. She blushed and said 'Oh my god you have a double' A little early in the day for me I replied,..... but no she was adamant that someone else she knew looked like me (poor git). Anyway I was relieved to find that the magazines were not pornography or even Shed's Monthly, but some Film Sci Fi mags.( To baldly go).. so it could have been allot worse I suppose. Strange that I had to go into entertainment mode because the shop was full of people. I did have them laughing, but despite what some people think, I am quite a shy reserved guy!

Over

Great Rehearsal by Dave the sax last night, the 3 hours flew past. Just heard that Roy was very upset after his last holiday. Apparently he was charged excess baggage? and that was just his wallet.

Bandit

Ah Sunday, a day of rest...apart from the hoovering, cleaning the bird and fish out and washing. Actually decided to do some practice while the dinner was cooking. I know when to stop as the smoke alarm goes off. It is the perfect cooking aid.

Been to see my Dad today. He is 80 next week, I cant believe it as I still look on him as so young. Actually he feels my age and I feel his lol. I don't really get on with his partner which makes it difficult if I have a problem and need to talk, but I do try to be nice to the people I do not like, but to be honest there are not that many in my life thank goodness. I have been to another Xmas fayre today. Purchased 6 tombola tickets and won 4 prizes. A Comb??? A Brush???? Leg Wax???? and a Woolworths voucher!!!!!!

Hastings

Today has been a blur and have been on automatic pilot due to lack of sleep. Got through it though without crashing the Limo or anything. Really fancy doing nothing for the next few days, but I know I have tons to get through.. Oh well forward into battle.

Pickfords

I took the day off work today and went into town. Although I did all my Xmas shopping in October I like to watch the mad panic on other folks faces they hunt for gifts. I wonder if anyone actually goes to work as it was heaving in the City? It was pointed out by a member of our audience that we had been advertised as a Northampton Band on a forthcoming gig? So as not to break the Trade description laws we are now all having to move to Corby!

Status quo

I have decided that I am going to close this Blog down just before Chrimbo. I hope those that have been reading it have enjoyed it. The last Blog should be on 23rd December.

Silver

Because of the cold, I have had to invest in a pair of Long Johns. Now when I snuff it, can someone please make sure I am not wearing them. Although I have no street cred, they certainly wont help.

Bells

Last night we rehearsed a Big Band Medley of Xmas tunes. The piece itself is quite technical with change of tempo's etc, but if it comes off, I think it is the best arrangement I have heard and will certainly make the hairs on your head stand up (not mine). I have spent 5 hours of my day in an unheated Coffin Shop. If your happy and you know it clap your........

Singles Night

I am taking my life in my hands this pm. I am going single hand idly into a large cage, with no protection, but a net.......and catching a lone Finch!!!Poor thing is all alone after his mate passed on to the big birdcage in the sky. I am moving him to a friends house who have got an outside aviary, with loads of company for him/her. Actually thinking of birds passing on, just think if we did not have gravity, what it would look like in the sky???

Just like that.

Everyone must have seen moths flying around a bulb at some stage in there life. They seem to be attracted by the light? The same seems to go for my reversing lights on my car. There can be no one around, but as soon as you shift into reverse and start to move, someone walks behind the car. I went to support the local Xmas Fayre today and drove into the car park. Finding no room, I slipped into reverse and started to move. At this point I nearly ran over the magician who was about to perform. He had loads of space around him, but decided to head for my reversing lights. Now that would have been a neat trick, if I had made the magician disappear (under my car). The double booking has been sorted now, but it took a few days. We can breathe again phew.

Ghost Gig

It would appear that in 2009 we are doing a job we have not even been booked for, which could turn out to be interesting as we are already out that night. Again, I am shocked with the slowness of folks replies to e mails and telephone calls. It would seem that I work on a different time scale to everyone else (or is that Army training?) as it seems to take ages for people to actually spring into action. I think this will be my New Years resolution and get a 'Roundtuit' installed in my head so I can be just like them!!!!

Bush

I don't know if it is the winter blues, but life just seems like it is, get up, go to work, come home, go to, bed, get up go to work?? Cleaning the limos in a wind chill of about minus 2 today I started to wonder what it is all about? I think they should start a new TV programme called 'I am a Trombone player, get me out of here......but preferably somewhere warm.

Alf

It was great to have the section back last night. I wish I could say I played great, but marked myself 5 out of 10 only. Tried to keep my training up this week, but been difficult as so tired? I try and do an hour every other day, but it is sometimes hard to keep motivated. We met some of the doziest drivers on the road today as we do most days. Yesterday one driver came round the corner on the wrong side of the road swerved to miss the Hearse and went up the pavement....never a dull moment.

Hog

A first for us all today. The cortege was led by 40+ Harley Davidson's. What a sight and we may never see it again. Chapters from all over the Midlands attended and some good old bike music played at the service, including the revving of a Harley as well.. Had a b*****g today for doing something in my lunch break, and was told to do it in my own time, which I thought my break was!!!. That should make you think!!!

Motto

For saying that I just wanted to sit huddled in front of the fire last night, the Concert at the Oak turned out to be a cracker. The room, as always was full, and a great night was had by all. At work today, the heating had broken down. Not that we ever get warm in our job, but it is nice occasionally to get warm, especially at dinner. However we all sat in coats and hats eating our gruel. If that was school we would have been sent home?

Soldier

It is a well known fact, that some professional artists take drugs to help them through the stress and anxiety of performance. I have to make a confession here. When I was serving in the Army in Germany, I was heavily into running. In fact I ran almost every day, in all weathers and conditions. I once went into a German Health shop and purchased some vitamin tablets that were supposed to help my running. I took one and then went for a 10 mile run. Half way through the run I had to stop for a pee. I jumped into a hedge and was shocked and traumatised that suddenly my urine was bright blue and glowing.... I thought I had some obnoxious disease or illness. When I got the herbal instructions translated it was found that this was side affect of the tablet, so goodness knows what was in them. I almost turned into a Smurf!!! well part of me anyway.

Desert

From Glenn Miller to Gustav Holst tonight. I sat on first bone and just about sight read a Concert for a wind band (they don't have instruments tee hee, just eat a lot of beans.)
We played , Copland , Mendelssohn, Williams, but the thing that I was chuffed about is... I heard a piece of music on Classic FM The Jazz Suite by Shostakovitch and in it was a Trombone solo I really fancied having a go at.......well knock me down with a fiver out of Roy's wallet, it was only on the programme. Suddenly it was there and I had to play it, A wing and a prayer (should that be a wig and a prayer) and I got through it. It has been another life experience, but right at the end of an extremely stressful week, and due to get more anxiety filled. Ah the life of a musician..now where is the Stella.

Beans

I actually managed to get a half hour practice on this Concert I am playing at on Saturday. It's a long time since I have done wind band stuff, so it is really going to be on the edge of the seat stuff, just what I need after the stresses of this week. If only people knew lol.

Arry

I am that stressed at the moment it is unbelievable. Sometimes you just wish you had enough money to say what you want no matter what the consequences, However that is not to be, and so the stress builds up inside along with the frustration, I managed to get a little practice in last night, but I have so much on ,it was not quality. I think I need to get a punchbag.....

Tonto

Talk about Billy no mates. Despite trying numerous 'bone' players, I ended up being the only Trombone there last night. This has never happened before and was slightly disconcerting to say the least. It was like being in a Barber Shop quartet for many years and then suddenly finding you were on your own? weird, and hopefully not to be repeated. Life is so busy at the moment I am not getting chance to do what I want to do. I hope it calms down soon.

Solo

Writing this from work as so busy it's unbelievable. I have had to try and contact deps for tonight and wont now until I get home if I have any or if just me on the bone. Got to rush.....

Winehouse

You have to admire our loyal followers of the Band. On an horrendous night of weather they turned out to listen to the band through floods and rain. A special treat tonight was our Female vocalists daughter singing. Voice of an angel springs to mind as she did a cracking job.
I would just like to say how well I played tonight....I would like to say it, but in fact I had a terrible night. Poor old Chell had to sing a song at double tempo, but kept going to the bitter end, thanks to a lack of concentration by yours truly. I wanted to end the night by saying to the audience " I have a had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it" My fault.

Poppy

Went to the Royal Oak last night or a drink. It was packed. Tonight we have a few surprises for the audience so should be an entertaining evening hopefully. Just watched the remembrance parade. I have shivered for an hour on that parade as it was always cold, especially in Germany. But what a stirring occasion with the Massed Bands ,especially when they played 'Sunset' which contains the Cavalry Last Post. I have been very lucky to experience what I have, and for that I am very grateful.

Hay There

Woke in the early hours of the morning just to check if anything had dropped off yet, but so far so good. Always visit my Dad on a Saturday. We have shed time. I think that if I were married I would have a massive shed, probably with a bar and TV point as well.. He is 80 this year but I still think of him as much younger. He drinks Vodka and Carrot juice every day. His liver is not good, but his eyesight is brilliant in the dark.! Went to town to observe the panicked Xmas shoppers, with a sense of satisfaction that I had done all mine. Supposed to go to a Barn Dance tonight but so far I have dodged it with some canny excuses, but I might still be nobbled yet.

Liver long time

It would seem that when I got called out by the police the other day, that the person we moved had a potentially lethal infection that could be caught by handing. It is nice to know after the case isn't it. Although we take as many precautions as we can, we are still human, and still make mistakes. I still haven't received the music I am supposed to be playing at a Concert very shortly, so that should be exciting and on the edge of the seat stuff. Today has been so busy that we only had 10 minutes for lunch, and that was really on the move. Still I like it that way as it keeps the mind occupied. Need to get down to some serious practice tonight, but already running late.

Madonna

I cant believe that we are nearly into the Xmas period. I have got all the pressies wrapped and wrote all the cards (well that was done a while ago) This year I do well ,as I have 2 whole days off whoopee. Actually not looking forward to it this year, after what happened last year, but we will have to take each day as it comes. As soon as I got into work this morning I was called out, so the morning went very quickly. I had an early finish today in lieu of overtime spent. It's a hard decision sometimes. Is money more important than time? Only you can decide that one. But from what I have seen and experienced in my job, I know the answer that suits me. Managing to practice most days as well as get some training in but with the dark nights it's hard to motivate one's self. This week I have been like a dead howl (I couldn't give a hoot) as from the serene shores of Blackpool, I am back on the Roller Coaster of life and it is manic!!!

Wolf

A strange occurrence at work today. A woman came into the office who was obviously distressed, saying that her young son had been rushed into Hospital. She said that she had no money and could we give her some for a taxi fare. I did not get chance to deal with this incident, but we all heard it from the other office. What would you have done? I wont tell you the outcome, but I would have rang the hospital and checked out the name of the child first! Also if it were my child, I would have ran to the hospital if I had to.
Last nights Concert had plenty of ups and downs. A bit of sight reading and a few laughs (at us). I think a couple of beers are called for tonight.

A very busy day. I was glad to see finish time. However there had been a crash on the Motorway and traffic was being diverted onto my route home, so it took ages. Just pulled up outside my house when I got called out on a police call. Back into the traffic jam, and back to work to pick up the removal vehicle, To the area of the removal, then back into Derby to the hospital, then back to work, then back home....phew. We were talking at work about different weird names for Bands. A great trio to see are Jock strap and the two swingers!!! But we invented a name if 4 very large overweight ladies decide to form a group. The Gastric Band!!!! what a winner.

Chiller

A rehearsal session at the Oak last night. As always not enough time and loads to do. Roy the wallet insisted we did some Xmas music to get him in the Festive spirit, but after 6 hours of this he was still as miserable about Chrimbo as ever. Point of note that our young female Trumpet player is really shining on the horn, and playing some nice jazz rifts. Back to reality and work today. A visit to the new Derby Mortuary... it's massive so I don't know what they are expecting, but my advice is...keep breathing!!

Heart

I think I know why the UK is having such dire problems, be it with the economy, law and order and the general apathy in Britain today. Since being secretary for the Band I have come in to contact with quite a few folk who ring me to enquire about the Band, then go ahead and reserve a date. As always I ring back nearer the date to see if everything is ok as we had not heard from them, only to hear that they no longer want the band. It did not occur to them to give me a courtesy call. A good example of this was many years ago. A lady rang to book the Band. She was very specific on what she wanted. This included a particular piece of music we did not have. We ordered this in and all was prepared. This Gig was booked in the month of November for the following February Valentines Day. It was a respected establishment. In the meantime I turned down a couple of gigs for that date. In the January I rang the lady to finalise details, only to be told it had been cancelled a couple of weeks after she had rang me. She had forgot (that is short for 'not bothered') to inform the Band though. She was so blase about the matter that I did some home work and contacted her Boss. I hope she got the biggest b******g ever, but she seemed so unintelligent ,it probably would not have registered. Strangely, the same thing has happened again this month. Despite e mails and phone calls the person has not bothered to get back to confirm or cancel a booking?? Now that is just plain bad manners.

Songs of Praise

I broke my own rules last night. After a particularly exciting couple of days by the sea, I was relaxed and chilled when my mobile rang. It was an orchestra asking if I would play in a Concert that was coming up in November. Now I had promised myself that from now on I would stick to playing with the Big Bands, but being calm and in a good mood, I said yes!!!!!!!! The worse thing is that they rehearse on a Sunday morning??? I did not know Sunday mornings existed. I thought they were just fairy tales? So looks like I am going to rediscover a seventh morning at least once this year! Also took a call last night from a prospective organiser. He has seen the Band as an audience member on many occasions. I wish I could have recorded what he said about the Band as he could not praise it high enough. I told him how the lads and lasses of the Band work extremely hard to make the OBB what it is today. Hopefully we will be making a trip to Stoke to play for him at some point.

Donkey

Just back from a great big adventure. After Band Tuesday I decided to pay some friends a visit in Blackpool. So down the motorway and found a boarding house. This was like stepping back in time as B and B's have not changed since the 70s. I managed to get a single room right at the top of the building. It was freezing as the heating did not come on until a specific time, and there was no override. Apparently the B & B would have disintegrated if they ha put it on an hour early!! There was no heater in the bathroom, so I had to wash and shave standing half in and half out of the Bathroom and Bedroom. It was about minus 2 in the bedroom but minus 10 in the Bathroom! I decided to get in as much as I could in the short time I had. So I went on a tram, down to the sea, in the amusements, into Louis Tussuad's, had fish and chips, visited numerous pubs, bought a kiss me quick hat (no one did?) had 4 beefburgers in one night, went to a show and fed a seagull phew. Had a great night with my friends and stayed in one pub, but there was to much to catch up on really. When I went to the show I had a chat with the MD. Turns out he had also played in the Tower Circus Band. he was dropped in it at the deep end. He was depping for a mate, but didn't realise some jazz was involved and suddenly he realised he had to stand up with a spot light on him, and give it some ad lib. He did it, but it was a steep learning curve. I love the sea, but old Blackpool is very very tired and dingy, so I am sort of glad to be home. That is until the next adventure???

stumble

Treated myself to a new play along CD yesterday. In my ongoing quest to play something that resembles Jazz, I have bought another tutor. That probably makes about 30 CD's I have now and still no nearer to the elusive jazz that I am attempting to create. I am fighting a head cold at the moment which is giving me some problems in decision making on a trip I am planning to make. Will explain more later.

Vacant

A bit of a surprise for our audience at the Oak last night (No Roy did not get his wallet out to show them. )They were entertained in the interval by 4 barber Shop singers. It would be nice to get local talent to come and entertain in the interval, so I will look into that for the New Year. I am busy organising the Band Xmas Social at this time, and collecting all the menu's etc and so far it is going well. Nice to hear that one of our oldest members of the Band has just got engaged. Hope for me yet then???

Back to the Future

Not sure what time it is, but it feels late. Most of my clocks have been put back an hour so I feel it is early but my body says it is late after the flu jab? Yes, it is officially winter time. We have just travelled ooop North to play for a Gala Night. I know I keep saying this, but it was a brill night and everyone was up for it. The Tuxedo ladies chosen by Dave the Trumpet were particularly frisky...wow we all had a thrill there. We also got bookings going into 2010 for wedding anniversary's. One of our deps even spent her 19th birthday playing with the Band, now that is dedication. We have been at this venue for a number of years and a member of the audience actually broke a bone dancing to the OBB in the early years, She really went for it and holds no animosity to the excitement we created on the dance floor ,that motivated her to do a full double back flip. My god she was in her 70s and keeps coming back. See what you are missing. Great night.

Cuckoo's nest

A poignant moment in town today. A Gentleman of the road! was always seen to be sitting outside the Marketplace. He would be sat against the wall ,coffee beside him, and a copy of the Guardian newspaper in his hand, doing the crossword. Often I passed him, and thought about giving him some money. He never begged and never borrowed of anyone. All that is there at the wall now are Flowers and tributes, as sadly this Gentleman passed away. I said that he was a Gentleman of the road, but it turns out he had his own house and a family! He would travel to town every day at 7am and sit at the wall, As well as solid structures, people can be landmarks as well, and he will be missed. Just wish I had bought him a coffee or something. so the message here is, never put off tomorrow what you can do today, cos tomorrow might change drastically!
Had my Flu jab today, and was asked by the nurse if I had a sore throat or cold or anything.....No I croaked, ah well it's in the arm now so too late. Actually it could all be down to a floral tribute that was placed in the Hearse yesterday. It was a pathetic specimen and the Florist had charged £100,. The chap was livid as they had stuck a few flowers into the oasis and sprayed them blue... It stunk and was a rip off for the poor fellow. I would not have given 50p for it.

Gull

Amazing, I have not had a cold for a whole year, and the day before I go for a Flu jab I get a sore throat arghhh. I scrounged the jab, as I have only had flu once and I never want it again, as i missed a whole Xmas of my life and could not eat. A double blow that. Will see how I feel in the morning. I was also hoping to make a surprise visit to the seaside and drop in on some friends but it will be a last minute thing. I love the sea, and the dream is that one day I will live there? But that is up to Camelot and 6 balls!!!

Planted

Had a call from a chap in Coventry last night, who is writing a piece of music as backing for a DVD celebrating the Malaysian Campaign. The music was in the 1940s style and will be a freebie to record. I said that when he knows what instrumentation he requires I would get back to him and approach our lads and lasses to see what we could do. He would record in Derby so no travelling involved and might be a nice project for prosperity.
I was reading the Kenya Times today ( one of our chaps had been on holiday there) They do not have an Obituary column, but it is called Transition? There are pictures of the people who have passed on, plus a potted history of there lives. The strange thing is, most of the people are buried in there back garden? That must be interesting when it comes time to sell the house. 2 up 2 down with Conservatory and Corpse!!!!

A few of our regular audience also listen to the Tuesday night Band. The overwhelming opinion about the guest vocal night, is we should do it twice a year!!!!! Very nice to hear this but I think we will stick at once a year only, as it takes some organisation to get it all together
. I was thinking about the last 14 years with the Band today. I figured it was just like building a house watching the Band grow from strength to strength. We started with the foundations, and gradually the house (Band) took shape brick by brick. Over the years there have been improvements and maintenance and sometimes there have been cracks appear, but with time these will and always can be repaired with the right tools and patience (And a sense of humour). So there you go, that's my deep and meaningful moment for this year!

Fiat Panda

I am still struggling with the old chops. I know it is only 10 days since the tooth went, leaving a hole the size a small village in Kent, but it is annoying that I start to slobber when I go for high notes? I have come up with a cunning plan to fill the hole with something, before I play tonight. Be it a marble or small car, but probably will be cotton wool. It is a case now of experimenting until I get it right.

Feet

Wow what a fantastic evening. At the Oak 8 very brave souls took the mic and sang there hearts out. A couple of younger chaps sang who I can only compare to Buble and they brought the house down. We even may have a new booking from a member of the audience on the strength of how well the Band played. It is nerve wracking for the Band as well, as they all want the singers to do well, and will do anything to try and keep them in time with the music. Everyone got through unscathed and also got a certificate at the end for there bravery.
On a different note, I opened the local paper today to find I had won the prize for top letter last week. You could have knocked me down with one of Roy's white fivers. A £50 quid prize for knocking up a piece of old tat lol.

Eon

I am feeling quite nervous myself about tonight. It seems an age since I have played with the Band and yet I have only missed a couple of gigs. But tonight is quite scary as no one knows what is going to happen on the Guest Vocal evening. We have some brand new singers and some stalwarts who sing every year. I am hoping there will be new people in the audience who fancy a go next year but I will have to wait and see. Watch this space.

nobody

I have been travelling around today looking for possible locations for our Xmas Meal. It's amazing the offers that are on with the credit crunch in full flow. I have learned that you can't please all the people, all of the time. But try my best to keep everyone happy (not an easy job lol)
Sat in with a bottle of beer and a ghost film last night. We used to do that every Friday night in the Army. Down the pub then to the take away and then back to barracks to watch a spooky film. One of our Barracks in Germany was definitely haunted, as it was in the grounds of the Belsen Concentration Camp. One night when alone and in charge of the Sergeants Mess and the Regimental Guard I was sat in the Duty Officers Room at 3am, when above my head came the sound of marching boots. The Mess was empty, and above me was the long attic that went the length of the block. Did I go and investigate? Did I heck, Even though I had my gun, I had seen enough horror films to know that you can't shoot ghosts!

Put in another hours practice last night, but still feels different. I may even look for a smaller bore Trombone at some point as I am still playing a medium large bore and I should really go to medium. I remember I went through a bad patch in the Army where I could not hit above a top G! Everything after that was fluffed ,so much so you became anxious about hitting any top notes. However these things take time and are not insurmountable. I always have believed, that all musicians should put the time in to understudy the stand above them, just in case they have to take over. I also believe, that although there are top class pro musicians out there, that everything comes natural to, there is no excuse for amateur musicians not to step up to the mark. I know that some players play once a week, put there instruments away, and do not take it out again until the next weeks gig. Don't get me wrong, some people can get away with this. More often than not though, your playing will suffer and you will be letting down the player above you. I know Bass bone players that are equally as good on 3rd and 2nd stand. This only happens because they have put the work in. But even though I have said this, if you have a great Band and it's success is partly due to the enthusiasm that spreads from the musicians to the audience, then maybe, just maybe everything is really fine.

Stokes

I have a bit of a reputation about writing letters to the local paper. In fact I have a file full of them, all of which I try to keep humorous. Just had another published about the poor 'Medium' show I went to last week. As yet there are no replies, but I have been expecting one morning to open my curtains and be besieged by the local spiritualist congregation. I once wrote about Flat Cap drivers, and ended up with no end of phone calls from disgruntled pensioners. Once I got them to see the funny side, I soon got them laughing. All I said was, that when a person drives with a flat cap it cuts the power to the indicators and the car will only travel at 29 miles per hour? Whats wrong with that? Tee Hee

Banana

As I said in yesterdays blog, I need not have worried about playing badly, as I did anyway. My top range is very poor at the moment and when my embouchure tightens it feels weird where the tooth was and the top notes are tending to split.. Now apart from putting a big sign on my head letting the audience know I had a tooth out, then they would have just thought, my he is cr*p tonight? more so than usual. I should have expected it really (and did) but I still hate failure. All I can do is try and get more time in and adapt to my new feel mouth! Oh and by the way, I got 2 solo's and both in the top range. The last number sounded great though, as in the audience was a top derby Trombone player. So I handed my bone to him to play the last number.

Refund

It would seem that the 'credit crunch' is starting to affect peoples head. We had a case today, where, although the Funeral had taken place over a week ago, the people decided they did not like the Church Organist, They thought that one of the deceased eyes were wonky? Plus ,although the jewelry was returned, they did not like seeing it on the deceased, even though it was on them when they arrived with us. This happens to coincide with them receiving the bill? Behind the scenes folk do not see the blood sweat and (well no tears) that goes on trying to make the family's journey easier. I have always said (and probably always will) that if 100 people were cheering and just one was booing, then it is the 'boo' you would here the loudest and remember the longest. I will never cease to be amazed with people who think they can take you for a ride, once the services have been delivered?
I rang up the leader of the Band for tonight's Concert, asking him not to put any solo's in as my gum is sore. He told me not to worry as he has only put 'Too little time' in. Ah well suppose I wont worry then?

Ho Ho Ho

I have to say, that as a Band we get some strange requests. Today though was the funniest. I took a call from a lady who had had our details on file for a number of years. She had our advertising material and wanted a Band to play in Birmingham in November. I went through my booking checklist asking all the usual questions until I got to the part of what the occasion was. It seems that she wanted a Band to march Santa around Birmingham???? I have to say I would have loved to have seen Andy the Drum pull his consul kit around the streets. We try our best, but on this occasion I had to turn the lady down. I suppose we could have dressed Derek the Bass up as an Elf. My gum has given me hell today. I suppose I should have listened to the Dentist and not blown? But what the heck!

Canvas

I can't wait 7 days to have a blow, so I am going to have a dabble this afternoon. Dave the sax has reported back on last nights gig which was a complete success. However, I am going to quash rumour control here. There is no truth that the reason a lady collapsed on the Dance floor was connected to Roy the wallet offering to buy her a drink?

Secret Santa

At this point in the year I have usually finished buying and wrapped my Xmas presents. However due to the circumstances at the start of this year, I have been putting it off. Made a concerted effort today though and blitzed the town. Had lunch and ordered soft food, and dribbled away in a cafe! The city was leaping with people and you could hardly move. A good selection of buskers in town, from Bagpipes to Violins. One day I am going to have a go at this if I can get a licence. Can't wait to get back to blowing, The Band are out tonight in the capable hands of Dave the Sax. I am spending the rest of the afternoon compiling the Guest Vocal night programme of which we have no less than 7 singists! Not to late if you want a go.

I pulled

Went to work this morning as normal but ended up in a flap as things were running late. It was a mad drive to Town and the Dentists. This was the day I had been dreading. Not only did I get 2 injections a scale and polish and a filling, he then proceeded to pull out my Wisdom tooth from my skull!! I would like to say that this was as hard to remove as Roy's wallet in a pub, but it was all done within 8 seconds? I then drove back to work. I was told not to blow for a week!!! ha no chance. As soon as the blood stops gushing then I am back on the old bone. I also have to eat soft food and cold drinks. So it is Mushy peas and Stella for the next few days. Stand back everybody!

Seek

Practiced for a whole hour last night. It will probably be the last playing I will do for a while? My partner has asked me if I will take a leader and some girls from the Girls Brigade in my Car to Alton Towers? I said yes on the condition that no one throws up, has a snotty nose or is giggly and irritating. I figure that will rule all of them out. A cunning plan what?

Gummy Bear

My feelings last night were, that they might as well rip all of my teggies out with the the way I played!!! I think I have invented a new musical term called 'Show Lip' to much straight playing and not enough flexibility work? My fault entirely but not enough hours in the day at the moment. Have written a letter to the local rag about Monday nights show? It will be interesting to see what response it gets, especially from the staunch fans.

Stokes

Last night, I joined about 500 people to watch a well known Medium on stage. I would like to say it was the most entertaining night I have had for a long time........................I would like to say it, but it wasn't. In fact I am glad I went, as it confirmed something I had thought for a long time. The mediums are feeding on the gullibility of folk who dearly want to contact lost relatives. It was dire and it was rubbish. At one point the Medium said he had a Sarah and a Minny with him. One old bingo girl stood up and said she knew a Sarah. The medium asked if she had passed on... the lady said no, but she drives a Mini... It's true. I was extremely disappointed. However, listening to the steadfast fans, some did enjoy it, but I have never seen an exit from a stage so fast, apart from when Eric had forgotten his Thermals. I do believe there is something after this life, but it certainly was not on the stage last night. I really believe I could have done the same job if they had given me a microphone. The only spirits we saw were at the bar.

Extra large

Dave the Sax is doing a cracking job of fronting the Band while I am away and I am really hoping he will take over the reins when I retire from the front of the Band and concentrate on playing. Tonight I am going back to the venue I have played at all last week. this time though as part of the audience. i am going to watch a well known medium who i have seen many times on the TV. I am really near the front, so if he picks me out and says he can see me surrounded by dead people, then at least he will be right as I am an undertaker lol. Will report on the show tomorrow.

Ships

Well the Carousel has stopped and it's back to the real world again. I have spent a fortune this week on parking, coffee and food and petrol but it is worth it for the experience. On the last night a guy depped on Bass Clarinet. It turns out that we had both served in the Army at the same time, and therefore must have passed each other on the counter march on Tattoo's. We figured that we must have both been on Cardiff and Colchester Tattoos. Also Berlin and the Royal Tournament in Earls Court. It really is a small world. Mind you he has done much better than me, and is living my dream by the sea!! Was I jealous....Oh yes.

Bear

I am half way through the DVD of the life story of Chet Baker. He died at the age of 58, but looked much older owing to his lifestyle. (I presume that is what Stella is doing to me??) The thing that put a problem of mine into perspective is, he had all his teeth knocked out in a fight?? Now here is me worried about one insignificant wisdom toothy, and old Chet still went on to play some great jazz with a mouth full of gums?
The second bone player in the show last night, missed the first half because of a major hold up on the Motorway. I was multi tasking for a few numbers, trying to put the 2nd bone cues in. I am a bloke and we are not supposed to do that sort of thing! that is according to women's logic?

Roundabout

I have really enjoyed playing in the show this week. Nice and relaxed. I even had time to read a book between numbers? I have seen someone that I know, every night in the interval which is always nice. Only a few more to go and then back to the real world.

Robert

To say I have been stressed over the last few days is an understatement. Despite spending hours on the phone to a call centre in India. Despite taking my PC to pieces and reassembling it. Despite at long last, having an Engineer call the darned thing would not work. The Engineer said they would have to send a new Hub out to me as it was obviously faulty. Now after the phone guy left, I went to the instruction manual. In it is a sentence in BIG BOLD LETTERS, saying on no account press the rest to default button. Now I knew this from the beginning, but with a new Hub winging it's way in the post I thought 'So What' So I pressed it...............................................................................................................and guess what...the bl**dy thing started working again? Now this is not the end of the story. Before my PC went kaput. I ordered a DVD on the Internet about the Life story Of Chet Baker (Trumpet) . The package arrived and as I excitedly opened it out fell a Playstation 2 game called Square Bob Sponge Pants??? I mean how the hell can you get something so wrong. Of course i had no way to contact them as they were an Internet firm. So basically I feel as though I have lost a large part of my life to this issue, so I am now going to sit in a darkened room with a moist flannel on my forehead and be back again sometime in 2012.

Orf

I am afraid I can't keep up this diary as my Broadband has bit the dust. I am writing this on another PC. I have spent hours on the phone trying to get the problem solved, but to no avail. I might be back, then again who knows?

Scrooge

I was very tempted to go and listen to the Band last night, but know I would have wanted to play if I had. I also had intentions of doing some more practice after the 4 hour Band call, but that fell by the wayside. Caught up with some old friends today, I got a hug and a kiss which I thought was odd for a bloke to do? Only joking, it was his wife. It would seem that the UK recession is slowly starting to bite in all walks of life. What really annoys me, is that some folk are getting alcohol allowance for addiction??? and this can amount to over £26 pounds a day!!!! I was freezing last night but out of principle did not put the fire on. It's not that I can't afford it, but the fact I do not want to add my money to the enormous profits the power barons are raking in? Actually it's my Dad's fault as when I was a lad the fire never went on in the front room unless it was perishing and icicles were hanging off my nose?

Pirate

Just finished a 4 hour Band Call for a show. I really enjoyed it and this is mainly because I have done it before ,so knew most of the pad. The bones did get told off for blowing to loud though. I thought pp meant Pretty Powerful? Oh well. Went for lunch on my own to a local Garden Centre. It was heaving with more mature folk queuing up for the Sunday Roast. I went straight to the head of the line a got myself a salad? healthy or what. Got back to find that I had been asked to pay for a Gilbert and Sullivan show at Chatsworth. Trouble is, it is the same time as the show I am doing. Isn't it nice to be wanted?

BM

A touch of the nostalgia's today. Went into town and there were Army displays in the Town Centre. A few Military Bands that had young kids(?) and older Males and Females. all dressed in Uniform. However, not one Trombone in sight? I had to hold myself back from asking the Bandmaster if he had any spare instruments in his van? Actually I wish I had now, as it was a chance lost. Saw one of my old Regiment and had a chat with him. Seems that now it is possible to serve until you drop dead of old age. Gone are the days of 22 years service and out in your mid 40s. Ah well there are some things I do miss, but many more I don't .

Bed Bug

Out for a meal last night and then to a well known superstore. I was really surprised on the amount of kids who were out shopping with their parents. Some as young as 5 or 6 and this was 10pm at night. When I was that age, I had been sent to bed at least a couple of hours before this? Come to think of it at age 16 I was sent to bed at the same time? Do you think my Mum and dad were trying to tell me something? Had a bad day today. But then again, if i didn't have bad days, how would I know when I was having a good day?

Strokes

It was fascinating today to take part in a Sikh Funeral. Not entirely different to our services, but the coffin goes home and is carried, usually by family members. It also went into the Hearse head first, where we tend to go in feet first. After the service at the Crem, a few family members go around the back to see the coffin being loaded (charged) into the cremator and then go outside to see the first puff of smoke, of which, I presume, is the soul departing on it's journey? A bus is laid on for all friends and neighbours and community leaders and is a really big affair. Then everyone returns to the Mosque. Having read a book on different Funeral cultures, it is good to see how other races carry out the ceremony. I was abroad once when round a street corner came hundreds of people and in the middle of them was an open coffin on it's way to the burial place. I nearly got trampled down and carried along with them? which would have been a novel way to go. Heard some good jokes by the porters today of which I will be trying out on our long suffering audience at some stage.

Top

Really enjoyed the blow last night. For once, it seems that my lip is in hooray. I still prefer the 'lushy' solos to all out jazz. Busy day at work and once again the time flew past. Still got to do a bit of overtime though and then ready for a break. Only it wont be!

Blowing

I have and always will be a people watcher. It is fascinating to try and work out what people are about. I think I learned this in the Army? On all Funerals someone is late. Yesterday took the top prize though. The service started at 2pm but a couple of people turned up half an hour late. In fact the congregation had just started to come out of Church. However the service was followed by a trip to the local churchyard for burial. An announcement was made for all vehicles to follow the cortege into the churchyard. The vicar will not let us lower until all were gathered around the grave. He seemed to take ages, but then in the distance we saw a couple toddling from the top gate, a distance of about a quarter of a mile from where we were standing. You guessed it. It was the same people!!! Today was almost a Groundhog day. Different church. two people late. Announcement made to follow at churchyard. All gathered together apart from.......yep the late couple wobbling down the churchyard. Only this time, they stopped and started viewing the flowers!!!! Bubbles, they must live in Bubbles.

Take

A great night at the Oak last night. We had five 'dep' players in all. We also tried a new number called 'Me and My Shadow' performed by Colin the Tonsils and Kal the Tenor. It went down extremely well. Strangely no one wanted Minnie the Moocher, hey I can take a hint. I am getting closer to the removal of the old wisdom tooth, but before that I have to do a show. I am working on a few excuses to get me out of having the tooth pulled. But I think bribery is my best course of action?

Marks the spot

It's funny how you start to feel guilty when you decide to do nothing all day. I think it is because you realise the time you are wasting by being lazy. So based on them feelings I spent an hour and a half trying to get a sidelight bulb out of my car. I know it is a little car, but you would have to have the hands the size of a child's to get anywhere near the bulb? I failed miserably, having used all sorts of ingenious ways to shrink my hand round the tiny interior of the engine compartment. Ah well. I consoled myself with a meal out and my favourite crispy duck (Sorry Donald) Watching the X factor when I got in, I am never failed to be amazed by the people who think they sound like the top stars. What do they hear when they sing alone? It's scary. If they had an X factor for Trombone players, I would not enter cos I know what talent there is out there.

After averaging 3 hours sleep per night since Wednesday, I was on reserve power for tonight's gig. Have you ever driven a car and suddenly realised that you didn't remember the last few miles you had covered? Well that was like tonight's gig? I was on automatic pilot? It didn't help that we were in the middle of the wilds, and some of the Band had real trouble finding the location. As always though, we were ready on time. It was for a great cause,as the money was going to a local children's ward. I stumbled through the first set which turned out to be a Concert. Using all the old material, it seemed to work, and a few people got up to dance even though it was billed as a Concert. The second half was shorter, as the meal and auction went on much longer than expected (actually, all the Band are experienced enough now, not to get wound up by this as the timings at Dinners Dances are never as the organiser predicts) All in all a another success for the Band, with the prospects of a couple of bookings next year.

Hair Cut

Why is it that when I am at my most tiredest, I don't sleep well? Been on auto pilot today like zombies dawn of the dead. I took part in a Funeral where there were quite a few of my old regiment. I still wear the lapel cap badge, but would never go back to a reunion. To many years have passed .I remember having to entertain the Old Comrades when I was still serving. The RSM said that no one was allowed to leave the bar until the last Old Comrade had gone to bed. Some of these old stalwarts stayed up until 6am.... and I was on parade with the Band at 8am in full ceremonials. I think I have answered my own question, on where my sleep problems come from!!!

In Time

Let me tell you about my day. Those of a squeamish disposition, read no further. People ask me how I can do what I do, I say who else is gonna do it? The day started working with another company and using there vehicles. These were old type Volvo's and when full with passengers, were very low to the ground. so low in fact, that when you went over speed bumps they made an horrendous grating noise as the sump scraped on the concrete. I thought of a great comedy sketch as I asked all the passengers to get out of the Limo as we approached a speed bump, then got them back in the other side. we only went over about 20 so you can imagine what a farce that would have been. Back to our premises and onto the hospitals to do removals. I then was asked to dress a recently departed in own clothes. Always a challenge that, and personally I think very undignified. I then had to conduct an operation to remove a Pacemaker followed by the stitching of someones mouth. Most people think we just drive cars and lift coffins.....there is so much more I could tell you, but it is before the watershed. Now I hear you ask, would I rather be doing that instead of being on the road with the Band. well if there are any millionaires out there who have a few bucks to spare, then please send them addressed to me via the Band. I might even tap Roy the wallet for a few bob for my early retirement fund lol (no chance there then?)

Refuse

Last night I scanned the play list for any solo's as I usually do. I only spotted one in Adios, so I thought I would be lazy and get each number out as we played them. Got to the second set after giving it all, only to notice that the next number in the order, was the one I had really struggled with a couple of weeks ago. It was still in my bone case after taking it home to practice. I had to whip it out quick (!) and went straight into it. I learned something from this. Because I had not got time to worry about it, I played it much better. Hence the saying 'Out of sight out of mind. it was still rubbish though.

Smoke

I can't have changed that much as we had an ex 9/12 Lancer come into our work premises. It was great to catch up on old times and find out what was happening to the people I knew. Been so busy today it was unbelievable. The time flew past which is always a good thing when you are at work. We have the possibility of a gig in London coming up shortly. I will know more in a few weeks, but that would be a first for the Band. Off to the other Band later, who knows what I will get to play?

Octopussy

Must have been a senior moment as forgot Sundays Blog. Talking of senior moments, we celebrated one of the oldest members of the Bands birthday last night at the Oak. Eric 'The Spider has reached the grand young age of 80!!!! He is still sprightly and knocks out some great jazz solo's and is a stalwart of the Band. In all the time I have known him he has never let the Band down and is the perfect gentleman. So here is to the next 80 years old mate.

Tea for Two

• Just finished an extremely pleasant afternoon playing at an Air Show. A giant Marquee had been erected complete with pro PA team. I foolishly decided to travel om my own and prepared 'Doris' my Sat Nav. I listened to her every word and she took me on a scenic route into the depths of Northamptonshire. I stopped at one point to check my map, but old Doris was right. When I got there, Roy the Wallet said he had had no problems with Daphne his Sat Nav and she had got him straight to the location via Motorway and 'A' roads' So when the Concert had finished I decided to follow him back. Doris following Daphne? she was none to pleased and contradicted every move that Roy made. Turns out though that Roy's route was 17 miles longer but 5 minutes faster. As I turned Doris off, she said 'Told you so'!!! An apology to John the Tenor. I dragged him out of the large tea queue to another van selling drinks, only to find they were 30p dearer. ooops sorry JB.

AM

Extremely tired today and don't know why. I had to work the CD system again at a Funeral. This time there were 3 different CD's and tracks to play. The chapel was packed as it was a young person and terribly sad as we had been in from the start of the incident to the end. You know it has to go right and a wrong track must never be played. So my work mates got me to do it. No pressure then. Actually it went very well. Most of the tracks I had never heard. One was called 'My Mama's Gone' by James Brown and had very poignant words. Listening to the life story of the person who had passed on, it was quite clear that she had achieved so much in life and everyone was proud of her. If we could all try to do that then maybe the world will turn out to be a better place.
On a lighter note, we are off for a day time Concert this weekend, which will leave the evening completely free, which for the OBB is a rarity over a weekend.

9/11

Anniversary of the Twin Towers today. I don't know of anyone who did not stand in front of the TV ,watching the drama unfold in awe. I remember we had a gig just after this and in Uniform. We did a minutes silence and as far as can remember played the USA National Anthem. It is a scene that everyone can replay in their minds as it was so shocking. I hope nothing like that will ever happen again.

Mariyln

I am not happy with my playing at the moment. Haven't been for quite some time really. I know most musicians go through bad patches, but mine seems to have lasted an age. I got through 'Too Little Time' ok last night but it could have been better. The only highlight of the evening, was an attractive Blond tapping me on my shoulder and asking if I was Glenn. Yes' I replied licking my eyebrows. I was just staring to get excited when she asked me if I was in the OBB? It turns out she wants to have a go on our guest vocal night. Oh well you can't win em all?

Cats and

I have not been dry all day today. It started with a trip to a local Crem, when I noticed 2 lost dogs wandering the fields. It was pouring and I tried to catch them, but to no avail. That was it for the rest of the day. there is no heating on at work (It's still summer) so I had to walk around in wet clothes. By the way I have a HD 42" Television for sale. It is in really good condition apart from the volume control , which does not work. It really is an offer you can't turn down!!!

Fairy Liquid

I have often mentioned that some folk walk around in a 'bubble'. They see nothing around them but there own little world. I met a gentleman like this on Saturdays Dance. He knocked my music stand and mic flying. Then he just stood and looked at it with a stupid grin on his face. it never occurred to him, to pick all the stuff up. Even his wife looked at him in disbelief. I was very professional though and only thought the things I wanted to say. Doh!!

Cats and Dogs

A quick 30 minute tootle on the bone and it was off to the wilds of Northants. It was a shame that the daytime events had to be cancelled due to the torrential rain we have been experiencing. However the 1940s dance still took place. The Band went on stage at 9pm in front of 700+ people. Again the Dance floor was full, even though some folk had not finished their meals? The dedication of the Band was proved yet again, when a musician of the Band suddenly realised he had forgotten his instrument. There was no panic, he simply got back in his vehicle and drove home. This meant he would have covered a 100 miles round trip in total by the end of the night. He got back in time and was as professional as ever in his playing. This could have been a remake of the Glenn Miller story, and to be honest, the amount of adventures we have all been on together, it would be a 21st century best seller. Again a great night for the OBB.

Wanging

Rumour had it that tonight's gig was cancelled owing to the atrocious weather we have been having. The gig is still going ahead albeit in a quagmire, but this is the true British Spirit and we can't wait to see Chell the vocals in wellies again. Having a chat with my Dad this morning, and he says that more of him sleeps on the bedside cabinet than in bed these days, what with his false teeth, wig and wooden leg... Ok so only one is true. Will let you know how we get on tomorrow if we have survived.

Gutter

Well it looks as though the great British Summer (sic) is over. It has not stopped raining today and of course we had a burial to do. Everyone had brollies except the poor old bearers. Now although I can't get my hair wet, it has the opposite affect on my back, The rain is soaked up on those with hair. Unfortunately the rain on the top of my bonce just rolls down the back of my shirt and straight down my back.
I managed a whole 45 minutes of practice last night, and remarkably for the first time I did not get toothache or a headache. The wisdom tooth must know it is about to be ripped from my skull in a few weeks time. Actually I am fed up with just eating on my left side, but if I forget it soon reminds me. The weekend is here, hooray.

Patient

I would like to take this opportunity to give my heartfelt thanks to a fellow musician. Who, when I asked for advice about wisdom teeth extraction ,he gave me these warm comforting words. Quote.
'If it was anything like my brother he had 2 hours of agony in the dentist chair and then ended up in Hospital.'
It is touching the compassion that can be shown in times of stress and anxiousness!!!!

Norman

Had the bad news today, that I have to have a wisdom tooth out. Now as a musician that is a major blow (or not) as I will not be able to blow for a while. Also I have heard of many horror stories where nerves have been damaged affecting the lips and embouchure? So I am really looking forward to this like a hole in the head (which of course it will be). I have a good dentist but he does not really understand the concept of being a musician. So now I am counting the days until it is over (lots) and see what the end result will be. I would rather jump out of a plane again, or even risk a glance into Roy's wallet. I am not a happy teddy.

Battle Fitness

I am always clock watching come knocking off work time and it is amazing how the last few minutes drag. I put it into perspective ,that with eleven and half minutes to go ,it seems ages. Yet that is the amount of time we had to run One and a half miles during the fitness test in the Army. This was with heavy boots on and after running one and a half miles in a squad before that. If you were outside that time then you were put on extra fitness training in your own time. I only failed once and that was just after smashing myself up in a parachute accident. I had been a smoker up to that point and realised that my fitness had gone while languishing in hospital. So I packed in the 40 a day habit and ran and ran, until I was fit enough for the next test. So the message is, don't wish your life away! More bookings for the Band coming in for 2009 and beyond so the gig list looks extremely healthy.

Torch

Another superb night at our regular Alvaston Dance venue. A full house, even though there was a free open air concert going on down the road. We gave away loads of prizes and played Happy Birthday 3 times tonight. The atmosphere within the Band is the best I have ever known it and it shines through to the audience. Also we played The Anniversary Waltz to 3 couples tonight spanning 21 to 52 years together. Wow they all deserve medals. A brilliant weekend for the band and as long we continue to work as a team I am sure we will have many more.

Chuffed

The Band are back on the road with a bang. We travelled to Yorkshire last night to play for a 1940s Dance. The floor was full from start to finish and with an ENSA entertainer providing the interval entertainment it was a brilliant night. The only downside to this is, the organisers provided Pie and MUSHY PEAS for the Band. I will leave it to your imagination. After many years of having my Sat Nav, Doris ,abused by Roy the Wallet for getting us lost, he has purchased his own. He calls it Daphne!!!! and she speaks allot more refined than my Doris. However she still took us on a scenic route on the way adding at least 200 miles to the journey..... I am expecting a reply from the Wallet.

Cocaine

Me and DIY have never really got on. Today was no exception as I tried to put some cement into a few structural cracks. However this involved me hanging out of my upstairs window by my feet and dangling precariously over a 20 foot drop. Of course the cement I had mixed was old, and as soon as I slapped it in the cracks it fell out and slid down the roof!!! Anyone walking past my house would have been treated to a fine selection of profanities that I have learned over the years. My advice. get an expert in and I will stick to the trombone.

Kaput

We are back on the road tomorrow after our Summer break. Even more gigs coming in for 2009 and still for this year as well. Just when I need my printer it has decided to commit Harri Kari and so now it is off to the local supermarket to buy another one! Whatever happened to making lists by hand? I have not got in as much practice as i would like to, but this is down to being extremely busy at work (excuses excuses) but i will try my best to do a bit more.

Take Away

Shows you what a small world it is. I was watching a TV play about Albert Pierpoint. I knew that he was a great great uncle of one of my work colleagues. But it also turns out, that the last woman he hung is also a long connected relative of another work mate? Another thing that is fascinating is, they say that 1 in 4 people are Chinese. Well I know it is not me, or my Mum or my Dad, so I am beginning to think it is my Sister Lo Chi Wan?

Ping

Easy night playing last night. Just the one solo which was jazz, or my best attempt of it anyway. I have a mystery at the house. There is a strange odour omitting from the inside of my porch? I can't track it down, but I think something has demised in the garage behind it. I don't even know who it belongs to so I can't ask. I have been burning loads of incense sticks to try and take away the pong, but to no avail? I am presuming it is an animal of some type, that is laying feet up having shuffled off into the unknown. Just hope I don't get guests until I find out what it is?

Bath Time

I have signed a petition on the Governments web site asking for an extra Bank Holiday a year. In fact I think we should have one every month! I have thoroughly enjoyed this weekend what with parties, meals and a visit to an antique shows (I had to keep moving cos they were stock taking) Even back at work it has been a great day with a trip out to the Derbyshire Dales. If every day could be like today at work, it would be great. But we have to make the most of all the special days that are sent, because that is what makes them so special.

Around the World

I was at an 80th Birthday part for a well known local musician last night. The room was packed with his old friends and invited musicians. Inside the room it was like an oven but at 80 this guy still got up to play some remarkable jazz. It was unfortunate that later into the evening this chap took poorly and an ambulance had to be called. He is ok, but I know he was upset. Parties can be stressful at the best of times, and when it is your own ,you feel honour bound to try and talk to everyone. Add to this the the stress of playing in an unhealthily hot room and it is no wonder he felt ill. He is ,and always will be a stalwart of the music world.

Gazele

Wandering around town yesterday I stumbled upon 3 musicians busking on the street corner. One was playing a sousaphone another the banjo and the lead was being taken by a trumpet player. All trad jazz and very good. It prompted me to throw some money into the case in front of them. All the musicians were wearing hats and as I threw the coins into the case I got some verbal from the Trumpet player. Turns out I know him and he has helped the OBB out on many occasions. If I had realised who it was I would have taken change out of the case!

Doctor

August has almost left us and it will soon be time to restart the Concerts at the Oak. Went for a drink there last night and the car park was packed. It is like the Tardis inside as when we went into the lounge it was almost empty. A party was being held in the function room where we normally play and it surprised me how many folk you could get in that room. A marque had been set up outside awaiting one of our musicians to perform over the Bank Holiday weekend. He will be playing Rock and Blues and I hope to get to seem him perform.

Wacky Races

I don't know where today has gone as we have been so busy. I had to go and pick up my bosses wife as he has had an operation on his hands. I ended up taking his 7 stone dog for a walk, or should I say he took me. I asked my boss if he had been to the loo and I was informed that he had I would not need to take bags.... Of course this dog had a sense of humour and we must have stopped 3 times for what I can only describe as needing a JCB to move it? Thanks Mutt.

Beckham

I spent at least one hour on the piece I was having difficulty with on Tuesday, and I am pleased to report that I still can't play it!!! Will I give in? Probably.
A few of us at work hate wrong doings i.e Drivers using a mobile etc and try to do something about it where possible.. But today we watched 2 ladies (sic) throwing their drinks cartons into bushes. We had a quiet word with them and all we got was abuse back. I was shocked...not.
Is it me or is the UK slowly going down the pan. A TV programme called Golden Balls ends with 2 people deciding to split or steal a large amount of money. Last night it was an old lady and a mother of 2. They both said they would split, but the young mother stole all the cash. At the end she said she had done it for her kids??? All she has done is taught them how to be liars and thieves. Rule Britannia.

Pork

You never know what you are going to get on Tuesday night Band. Last night I had a new piece of music to sight read. Looking at the first page I thought it was not to bad. However the arranger had saved the worse to last. A few Trombonist's I have spoke to say, that top Ab is the worse note to hit securely on there instruments. Just happens that the second page of the solo had lots of em! To be honest I started with the Band and finished with the Band which is the main objective. can't say I made a particularly good job of the solo though, which of course frustrates me, So a bit more practice needed me thinks. I know a well know Trombonist who packed in playing as it was getting harder and harder to keep his chops in. I know the feeling.

Square

Occasionally, we have to dig holes in Churchyards! Now it doesn't matter if there is not a tree within 50 miles of where we are digging, but you can guarantee we will find a root. As was today in the pouring rain. What should have been a 5 minute job, turned into an hour. We were soaked and covered in mud trying to cut through a massive root. Anyone walking in and seeing us would have thought we were a couple of tramps living rough? It's a great life!

Sea

Nothing to write about, only that I hate Mondays....and Tuesdays etc. Friday's are ok and the weekends even better. A large turn out for a Funeral today and it was a pleasure to bump into Roger the Piano. This guy spent many years with the OBB and is a fine pianist. Also bumped into 2 members of the audience. I must stop waving when I am carrying a coffin!!!

Bots happening?

It would seem that I have been the victim of a 'Spam Bot' I now have no e mail facility to speak of and having received over 3000 e mails a day, have had to shut down my old e mail address.. Of course this could have had a big impact on the Band, having to sort through the genuine mail. However we are cleverer that that in the OBB and between us have still managed to run the bookings system, with a bit of tweaking, and some invaluable help from Pete the Bari. It was very spooky though when I contacted my ISP. They took over my PC remotely and did a bit of investigating as to the cause of the problem. I have found this fascinating and have learned allot more about PC's. Also I have had some great advice from Tech support on the Internet, and have been taught how to address the problem if it ever happens again. I have a new address now and am running multiple accounts, impressed or what.

Blast off

Looking forward to a lay in this morning but wide awake at 6am (did not go to bed until 1am) Had a very pleasant day in Loughborough and the park. They do a mean Greek salad and chips! I have to get down to some serious practice tonight but I have so much to do. I am still sorting my PC out after a minor problem as I now have no e mail facility.. I am also trying to construct a personal web site ,but it is taking ages ,as I have so much to write. Maybe one day I will get around to launching it.

Nigel

Today has flown by as we were very busy. I did not envy the grave diggers today as they had to cut through lots of stone and all by hand. Mind you they don't need to join a Gym as that was a massive workout. The church we were at was very similar to the Vicar of Dibley one, apart from some crazy person had taken a corner to fast and gone through a wall that has stood there for 100s of years, thus destroying it?

Bull

More jobs coming in for 2009. It would seem that the Bands popularity is growing and growing. It's a shame it is just a hobby. I was really looking forward to sitting down last night and watching a DVD with a cold beer. Put it on, and it was all in Spanish. It took me half the film to work out where the sub titles were? still as it was a 'jump out of your seat' movie I got the general idea, and to be honest the old Spaniards make a decent film. I have just booked tickets to see a well known medium on stage. I have watched this guy on the telly and however he does it, it is very clever. I want to see him live, to see if I can spot if it is a trick, or to be convinced it is real. It would be nice to think the latter.

USA

Their are a couple of numbers in the Tuesday night pad that I dread coming out. Last night one did. I wont say the title as people might keep requesting it for a laugh? As it goes it went ok, but the 3rd player did not believe that I get nervous before a solo like that? I must be a good actor then. Actually I suppose that is what I have done most of my life. I was an actor in the Army (having to discipline your mates etc and look angry, whilst hating every minute of it) An actor when I was an Engineer, trying to look as though I was getting real pleasure out of making a 1000 bolts on the lathe! At work, with a solemn face as well, is all an act (mind you I have always looked miserable) Most important act is on the microphone, and only my closest friends know why. So if ever there is an Oscar going for real life acting, then put me down for one!

Canine

My partner is an avid Dr Who fan, but while she is watching an episode, I am listening to the music. I have just purchased the series 3 CD and reading the sleeve notes, it only took 3 day's for the Orchestra to record. Now when you listen to it, some tracks can easily be compared to the best Classical music. No doubt in years to come, Rose's theme will be on par with some of Chopin or Bach works. On a different note. There was a Hit and Run in the town that I work. I just wonder how the person who has done this, can go to bed at night and sleep? That really goes for any thief or criminal. But I firmly believe that what goes around comes around. It's just a matter of time.

Great Balls

They all think at work, that, because I am a musician, I am the ideal chap to play requested tracks off CD's at Funerals. The last time I did this, I asked the verger if the equipment was ready. He said it was but there were no lights in the room that I was using it in? I managed to open the CD tray and put the CD in, all by feel. I set the track to the requested one. As the bearers and family started to come into Church, I pressed play, only to hear a completely different CD and Artist singing heavy Rock Music, and not the Ave Maria as requested????? You could smell the fear in the room I was in. Some quick thinking, and I realised that someone (The Verger) had forgotten to take a CD out, and I had put mine on top of that. Stressful this Undertaking lark.

Sunshine

I am going through a phase of buying solar lighting at the moment. I have got a set in the front garden, and have just purchased a house number solar light (Think of the electricity I am saving Roy) All I need now is a Solar Car/TV/Fridge and Heating and I will be well away. Managed an whole hour of practice yesterday, and absolutely none today? which is disgraceful, but I can live with it. The weekend has flown past and it is back to the grindstone tomorrow. This could be an interesting and decision making week for me, and I am feeling apprehensive, but we will see what fate brings along!

Xmas

I would hazard a guess that 75% of my CD collection is comprised of Film Soundtracks. This time around though I have purchased a CD and not even seen the film. The new Batman movie received much attention in the press, and I only had to see the composers name to know it would be a great Soundtrack. I wasn't disappointed, It's funny, because I used to play Batman and Robin with my mate next door. The outside toilet was the Bat Cave and we had all the kit. We used to run down the back entry into the road, singing the Batman Theme and startling passers by. I suppose it was a bit immature at 18 years of age...Oh well.

Bob

Well, the Olympics are now under way. It will be our turn next, and already the doubters and mickey takers are starting to ridicule Britain's attempts. But I tell you what, once the Olympic Stadium and Olympic Village is finished, it will be the proudest day of 2013!!!!
Went to get some quick shopping at a well known Supermarket today. I love using the self scan aisle. It asked for my money and I put in a £20 note. It returned my change dispensing a new crisp £10 note. The thing that amused me was, it came out with the words 'Jesus Loves You' written on it. I hope he does, cos I have a few questions when I get to see him!

Sinking Feeling

Have had a mad few days ordering CD's on the tinternet. I heard a track on the Classic channel and ordered the CD on the strength of it. It is called the Amadeus Project, and boy is this a different kind of music. The musicians on this are the cream of the crop, and it was only when I started reading the sleeve notes, that I realised I knew one of them. I first met this guy (who's name I will keep private) on a New Years Eve gig and he had just finished using the loo, when he came up and shook my hand.....I shook it cos I was in awe of this chap, from all that I had heard about him. ( There is more to this story but I will spare his blushes). I have been every night this week, so looking forward to a relaxing evening practicing.

Jumper

During the course of it's history. the OBB have travelled near and far to entertain folk. We have to draw the line somewhere though. Last night I took a call from a lady in Jersey!!! who wanted to book the Band for 1 day. Now I had to think quickly about the logistics of all this. For instance, we would have to book an extra seat on the plane for Roy's wallet. A large trunk would be required for Eric's cardigans, not to mention Peter's huge instrument. Then of course all the Band kit would have to be transported.. I had to turn the good lady down, and I am sure the Band will understand, as it was also a mid-week gig!!!!
Last night the original lead Trombone player came back to dep on second. I could not let him do that as he is a superb player, so I gave him all the solo's. He did not turn them down, so he must have enjoyed it.

Rolf

A friend told me this story today.
A friend of his had suffered with a very bad leg for many years. So much so, that it had to be amputated. He was admitted to hospital, and when he awoke from the anaesthetic, he found that they had removed the wrong leg. It was unfortunate that the bad leg still had to be removed as well.
When he had recovered sufficiently from this shocking ordeal, he went to the courts to fight for compensation. Apparently he did not get a penny as 'he didn't have a leg to stand on'?

Fritters

Very busy day at work, so the time has flown past. I hope to get down to some constructive practice over the next few weeks, although it will probably be the same old story...get home from work, do the Gym thing , cook and then veg out.... As you get older, it gets harder! (then why do I keep getting e mails about Viagra?) to motivate one's self. So as my old teacher once said, as she took my writing slate off me 'Try's hard, could do better.

Pier

They say it is a small world? Well it's very true as the OBB 11 found at tonight. We were booked to play an hour's spot for a countryside hotel's summer ball. Turns out that the cocktail pianist was a young lady who also has played sax with our Band. Young, extremely pretty and very talented, she played a varied programme of music. We only had an hour to play, so it was fast and furious. In the audience was a famous 70s footballer, which made Dave the Trumpets day and I am sure he would have hounded him for an autograph? Even though the dance floor was about 5 feet square, we got people up dancing. An unusual occurrence of the night, was seeing Peter the Bari, having sex on the beach....... OK it was the name of a cocktail, but boy did he enjoy it ;-) Bit of a break for the lads and lasses of the Band now, who have all worked extremely hard over the last 8 months. There have been no issues or drama, in fact, as I have always said, theses guys are the real pro's, who use team work to make us the most successful Band in the Midlands.

Och Eye

Have been Dog Sitting today. I would love my own dog, but have had to resort to looking after them when it's owner is away. We went for a very long walk, which also went past the Graveyard where his master is buried, Strange thing is, the Westie lay down beside the grave, and refused to budge for quite a few minutes! It reminded me of Grey friars Bobby. He is a smashing Dog and had a great time playing fetch the stick, or should I say, I had a good time playing fetch the stick. We must have the shortest Concert in History tonight (now that it is finally confirmed) It's only and hour!!! so I have made the programme fast and furious. It is going to take us longer to set up than play?

Daddy

Strange ways around the world when it comes to Funerals. In Sicily, there is a mausoleum ( The Capuchins Catacombe)that everyone can walk around and is filled with hundreds of mummies. Some are embalmed and some have been treated with secret processes,making them look as though they could get up and walk away? I don't think it could catch on over here. Mind you Eric the sax is still going strong at 103 and we have had him embalmed. Plus he can still stand and play cracking solo's! Don't think he is Italian though, although he does get his cardigans from there.

Better Times

My ongoing saga with my telephone company (4 months) finally ended today when I had a telephone call from the Managing Director of the company. I put a bit of work in on the Internet last night, and managed to find his personal e mail address. Less than 12 hours later I get a call and he has resolved the problem, with an extra bonus to compensate for my time spent on the phone and writing letters. I will keep you posted if this actually happens as I wont know until my next bill arrives! My leg was healing well today, that was until I had to brake sharply to avoid White Van man who's indicators had obviously failed (!!!!) as he came hurtling round the island at me. Today has been a horrible day with regards to work. We see and have to work in some dire situations and conditions, and although I have a very strong stomach, today was quite a challenge. If only people knew. One day when I have finished in this line of business I am going to write a letter to the papers about a certain process that people ask for, and which is totally unnecessary (unless the person concerned had made it a last request) and extremely undignified compared to what we can and should do. The majority of people live in a 'bubble' and do not think about things, or how these requests are actually carried out.

Nudge Nudge

Enjoyed the blow last night at the Tuesday Band. We have played in the same room for many years. Even though they have changed the carpets, wallpaper and furniture, they have never modernised the windows. Consequently on one of the hottest nights of the year it felt as though we were playing in a sauna?. The windows don't open, never have and probably never will. As you looked into the audience, you could have been forgiven thinking we were playing in China with all the ladies waving fans. I was told last night by another member of the audience, that a more mature female member of the audience always goes 'Commando' (If you don't know what that means then I will spare your blushes) for all these years I thought someone was winking at me?

Bunny

Yesterday I ended up at casualty to have my leg checked out, as it has been 2 long painful weeks. despite my concerns that I may have chipped the bone, they would not x ray it, and told me to take some pain killers as it is probably muscular? Didn't know I had any muscles. Just while I am on full moan, I also have had toothache for the last few days, and I know a wisdom tooth has to come out at some point (I would jump out of a plane again, but hate the dentist) but keep putting it off. Managed to track down an organiser of a gig we are doing soon. As a Band we tend to run very smoothly, but it does not help when people do not reply to e mails or phone calls, as it just causes more work. This hot weather seems to have brought all sorts of biting bugs out to play. Most people at work have been bit and so has my partner. In fact her legs look like an atlas of the world in some places, and in full colour. I have been sleeping on top of the bed ala natural these past few nights (I keep waking up laughing ???) but as yet have not been bit. But I guess even bugs are fussy! By the way, I wonder if you can spot all of the names of our Band in the picture below?

Edam

The party's over. it's time to turn off the lights? Well something like that anyway. Tonight was the last night at the Oak until September. The room was packed and it was a great atmosphere. We made it a request evening, so no one in the Band knew what to expect. Because of the Summer Hols, we had 6 'deps' in the Band tonight. Very pleased to have 2 new trumpet players guesting with us. 1 female and 1 male (the girls are taking over!). Of special note was the young lad who sight read the whole prog. I have met a minority of musicians who brag that they are or have been 'pro's' but I have to say that this young lad would knock spots off them. He was well balanced within the section, and his solo's were complimentary to the pieces he was playing. On the down side, i managed to murder 'Embraceable You' in the second half. No excuses (only the one's I know) but will try harder next time. Kal the sax was asked to sing as well and did a great job on 'Under my Skin' . I had noticed a strange smell all night, and when I glanced across at Kal, I noticed he was wearing sandals!!! which reminds me, I must buy some Stilton this weekend.
A great finish to the Summer season. Now lets see what other adventures lay ahead?

12 inches

It was that hot last night I slept with my feet out of the window, and seeing that my bed is about 15 feet from it, it was a bit of a challenge, not to mention uncomfortable. I can't believe I am still limping around, nearly 2 weeks after my accident. Maybe a trip to the docs is on the cards! Last night at the Oak for a few weeks tonight, so it should be a a party atmosphere. As well as fronting the Band and playing the bone, I also do the secretary work. 99% of the time things run smoothly. Unfortunately you always get one function organiser that does not follow things up, even though they have provided timings etc. I am about to pull a gig, as the organisers have not replied to e mails or phone calls, and we have enough details that made it a genuine booking. I will keep you all posted on the comeback on this. We try not to let anyone down, but you find some people so laid back about things, that they have probably cancelled but did not have the decency to let us know.

yoghurt

Within the courtyard of Chatsworth House deep within the Derbyshire Dales, the Ockbrook 12 provided background music for a party of people raising money for childrens charities.
Although it was a humid evening, the heavens decided to open 10 minutes before we were about to start. There was a mad rush to cover the electrics and music, but on cue the rain stopped and the band got to start on time. It was a very relaxed 1st set, playing quieter music from our repertoire. We adjourned for light refreshments in the interval, and were well looked after with proper tea in china cups and some very expensive prawn wraps.
For our second set it had got extremely dark outside, and right at the back of the Band was Don our regular dep pianist. In his black DJ we could only see him when he smiled!!!
We managed to get people up to interact with the Band, and our walk around in Tuxedo went down very well. It was a great night, and a pleasure to play for the charity. The drive back was also extremely pleasurable through some of the most beautiful countryside in the Midlands. It was a challenge driving back through the grounds of Chatsworth, as all the sheep had decided to bed down in the middle of the road, and no amount of flashing lights or honking of horn would move them. It was more like an obstacle course to get out. A great night and a pleasurable end to the week.

Donna.

Someone up there is having a larf. Just as my tender nether region is healing nicely, I go and slip on some water in the corridor? Ouch, that hurt. My work mates were quite impressed with the amount of swear words I got in, within 5 seconds!!! Have a busy weekend ahead of me, but then things get a little less hectic. Give me time to get some constructive practice done hopefully.
It will be good to get back into training again as i have had to take things easy these last week. Everyone is complaining about how warm it is??? I am stuck in 'black's' all day, and I love this weather. Don't knock it because today might be summer'

Mine

So here I am still limping around, and my boss asks me how I am doing. So I say, a bit tender around the nether regions!! An hour later he sends me to move a very large sofa from a house into another building? Yep I am limping even more now. But am I complaining ;-)
This Sunday is the last of the RO Concerts for a few weeks, so we are going to hold a request evening. Who knows what we will get to play, but I can almost guarantee that the old favourites from the Miller library will be asked for? All these years, and that sound still stirs something in people. Out working with a different company this morning. It was really good to get back to the job I have been trained for, although it is a little painful carrying! I have been avidly watching the post this week for the return of my £75 from the car clamping people. And guess what was in the post this morning..................................................Nothing. And that is likely to be the case forever now. My mate said I should buy 4 clamps of my own, go back to Yorkshire and clamp my own car in the same car park? How would they get their clamp on if I had them on all 4 wheels. Knowing my luck though they would tow my car away with me in it!

LP

Played a little better last night but still not in the groove. Been painting and cementing and plastering today, but still limping badly.
A friend in the audience last night tells me he is really poorly, and it was hard to know what to say? I can be positive for other people but find it hard to be positive myself. The glass is always half empty, and when that half a glass is Stella ,it is a real shame?